cruciferous

Never have I ever seen a movie so desperately trying to fake authenticity as this one. This feels like all the major studios tried to clone the heart of their favorite indie films, and they ended up with vapid overproduced trash.

@jay.bsky.team @why.bsky.team want to make sure you all are aware of phishing schemes like @wellsfargo.love on here. Because of the DNS identity verification these are going to pop up a lot I’d imagine

I see we’ve started to litigate Jacobellis v. Ohio on Bluesky. I feel like @why.bsky.team’s approach unfortunately kind of is the only way to go on this without getting bogged down on “I know it when I see it” 🙃

This is how it starts: the half-smart idea that you’re only going to ban “boobs, dicks and asses” and then realize they are not only NOT discrete categories, but that whatever you think of as “porn” is more subjective than you think.

I wanna be the next SNL cast member

And here’s why I should be a contender 👇

When I grow up I wanna be mutuals with @kenklippenstein.bsky.social

blues(lavoj žiže)ky

a lotta yall still dont get it

ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape

so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes

what about skeetz with a z

Guys, please don't let "skeets" stick

The experiment in decentralized naming decisions has resulted in the worst possible term

How about skoots? Can we bring back skoots? Bluesky OGs, help me out here, remember skoots?